You know you are in show choir when.......
You can sleep like a log on a cement Floor
Get changed in less than 30 seconds
Your friends don't even ask what your doing this weekend cause they already know you're competing
You know the words to songs no one has ever heard of
You can sleep just about anywhere
You have no voice at all on Monday
Whenever you hear music you automatically start dancing
You come home with random phone numbers in your cellphone
You get excited at the smell of hairspray and make-up
Your a guy and you wear make-up
You've taken your pants off with more than 30 other people at a time
You can walk into your house at 3 in the morning smelling like sweat and cheap perfume and your parents don't think anything about it.
You look exactly like the person next to you
You can sleep on the floor of the bus more easily than in a seat.
You can tell who choreographed other groups by looking at their outfits and dance moves.
You’re totally comfortable with using other peoples’ stuff without asking them.
You laugh when teachers say that you have “the whole weekend” to do your homework.
While watching a show, you can predict what’s going to happen next and be right 85% of the time.
You’ve seen the same songs done so many times that you can name the song within the first two measures of music.
You know the latest Broadway musical by heart without ever seeing it or listening to the soundtrack.
You think it’s normal and perfectly safe for risers to move back and forth at least 9 inches while you’re dancing on them.
You’re totally comfortable with changing your outfit while onstage.
You’re not only comfortable with it, but you also think it’s cool when guys can tear your dress off.
You're used to having guys rip your dress off
You run around with your pants off
You're a girl and are absolutely comfortable changing in front of 20 guys
You're a girl and you could walk around in your bra and spankies and you know no 1 will even look at you
Walking through ur home room is like walking through a WW2 mine field
You know to sleep near a wall for protection
The Announcers for awards have to wait until you are quiet to announce the awards
Your face hurts from smiling all the time
You can be sick and throwing up on friday and be perfectly fine on Saturday
You have fit more then 15 guys in a bathroom that holds 3 urnials
You dont know the meaning of a man and women changing room (its more of an area)
You've worn more than 1 dress at a time
Your used to eating on the floor
Guys ask to borrow your hairspray
You smell like burnt hair and hairspray
Your hair makes you 3 inches taller
22 hour days are normal
Your garment bag looks (and weighs) like you have a dead body in it
You graduate and still have no time on saturdays during competition season
You hear the Cha-Cha Slide and immediatly know exactly what to do along with the other hundreds of people that are doing it with you!
You're able to do intense choreography yet are unable to clap and stomp at the same time.
You refer to both men and women whom you are not related to as "mom"
Your biggest parties were on charter buses
Dressing in all black Doesnt mean your goth (tech crew).
You come home past midnight and your parents don't think something funny is up
You have your Director's Phone number in your cellphone
You have your director's email saved as a buddy
You know of multiple uses for static guard
You know ten or more ways to sleep on a charter bus
Comparing who got up earliest on the weekend you automatically win.
Your friends dont even ask if you can hang out on Wednesday night, they already know you have practice
You can pinpoint the hair products someone uses based upon scent alone.
You can also tell when their hair is fake.
You realize the "Poof" was actually ment for show choir chicks
Only a day after your last competition you're already missing showchoir
You think the Dressing rooms are more fun than your performance
A guy unzips your dress, and you take it off while still talking to him.
The smell of diesel fuel excites you
You cry during the middle of another school's ballad and ruin your makeup
You know the difference between jazz fingers and spirit fingers.
You can do a mean jazz square.
You know what Blades and Jazz means
You can't sleep at night so you find yourself subconciously running through your show.
You'll only date someone in show choir
Hair Spray is a scent, not a beauty product
You've had to take Tylenol because you got a headache from excessive exposure to hairspray
Curling someone's hair is not only a group effort, it's a spectator sport
You are covered in glitter, including your underwear, and you don't care.
You wear curlers to school because you compete that evening!
You have all Necessary survival supplies in your garment bag
You can live out of a garment bag
You have a facebook album titled Show Choir
You can walk into a bathroom with no make up on, and come out 5 mins later looking like Mimi from Drew Carry
You're a guy and you can wear make up in front of hundreds of people and still be smiling...
Show choir season didn't end... it just hasn't started yet
You put on glittering spandex and no one thinks ur weird
Duct tape, tide to go pens, and a blush brush are in your hands all night on a saturday
You can see your parents only on saturdays.... everyother day is school then pratice untill 10
You're wardrobe consists mostly of work out/dance clothes, sweatshirts for the bus, and sequins!
You start huming a song from years past and everyone around you joins in with the dancing
You think a stolen show is a bigger scandal than Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
You classify showchoir as its own smell
You have been wearing ties for 7 or more years and you still dont know how to tie them
You spend three hours on YouTube watching the same show so you can critique their moves and/or memorize them so you know how much they've improved since last year
You accidently call your parent by your director's name
You realize you feel naked without SEQUINS
You've shared deodorant with six different people (male and female).
You can run in heels without looking stupid
You download as many songs as you can that are affiliated with a show choir.
You have the music to your show one your ipod.
You do facial expressions off stage
Sleeping in curlers is comfortable.
You can comfortably change out of costume into street clothes in front of the group, your parents, and the director.
You hate how you look without false eyelashes on.
Instead of counting down the days until spring break, you count down the days until competitions.
You get all giddy when you go by another high school that has a showchoir you've heard of and begin discussing their current and past shows.
Your Saturday "break" halfway through contest season was spent watching old show choir tapes all day.
You've worn your dance shoes to school
200 miles to you is a "short trip"
You know at least 15 people who have fallen off a riser during a performance
You can think of at least 50 inside jokes within your group
You can name every groups costumes from the year you got involoved to the year that you stopped.
You memorize other choirs' shows.
Your day consists of eating, sleeping, and show choir only
You use phrases from your songs in everyday life, and/or break out in song whenever anyone uses them.
You have parties, whether you plan on it or not, the only people that you invite are show choir people.
Whenever you're with someone else in show choir you end up talking about show choir.
You start to learn dance moves from other choirs, and at school dances, you try and put your show choir moves to every song!
A song, that your group has previously performed, comes on the radio and you dance and sing along to it, no matter where you are.
You've considered purposely failing so you can be in show choir for another year!!
You can't count past eight
You are walking along, with no song in your head, and not even thinking about it do a move from your show and walk away as though you hadn't done anything weird at all.
You are having a lecture in class and you start to do choreography in your seat without thinking about it.
You buy more CD's from Broadway musicals and vocalists than every other genre of music put together
You're sitting in the audience and you do nothing but critique the group you're watching (even your little sisters’ 3rd grade music program)
You walk around the house thinking about every dance move before you wake up at 5:00 the next morning before going to go to a competiton and performing 5 hours later.
You start associating songs w/ the choir rather than the original singer
Whenever you go to a party that has show choir people there, you always end up singing some old show choir song.
You don't even try to get a boy/girl friend because you know there will be lots of hot guys/girls at competitons, and it would be no fun with a boy/girl friend.
You bring extra batteries (charger) because you know someone is going to need them for their CD player(mp3 plaer) or camera!
You get mad at other show choirs for doing a song you performed because they aren't doing it just like you and it's YOUR song anyway.
You don't want to go home after a competition, despite the fact you have not been home for 25 hours and have been awake even longer.
You go crazy listening to some of the pop stars out there because you can't help noticing all the ways they aren't singing properly.
There is no longer 1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place etc. in ANY sport.. it is forever known as Grand Champion, 1st runner up, 2nd runner up..
You consider it a workout by just moving the risers around.
You breathe more aerosol than oxygen on competition days
You have several blisters on your feet from the shoes
You are a freshman with a lot of upperclassmen for friends
Sequins and sparkles either attract you or completly disgust you.
You laugh at non-show choir people who wear sequins and think "they so wish they were as cool as we are"
You raise a full-on jazz hand in class to ask a question
You can't help thinking "this would be an amazing song for next years set" everytime you listen to the radio
Over half of your Video/DVD collection is show choir comps and concerts
You have to stop yourself from doing show choir hair when you get ready for school in the morning
You can fall on your butt and lose your top in front of hundreds of people and keep a smile on your face
You have the exact same shade of $1.87 hot pink nails as 30 other girls in your school
Your WHOLE TOWN is sold out of the panty hose you need the day before a Competition
You hear a crash cymbal and automatically hit the ending move from last year's show.
You never go anywhere without duct tape, two-sided tape, clear straps, hairspray,safety pins, bobby pins, bandaids, deodorant, tissue, etc., etc., etc.
You find copious amounts of glitter in the blisters that you get from your character shoes
You ask your parents for large amounts of money on a regular basis and they dont even ask what its for
You get home at 3 in the morning and fall asleep in your costume
You can make a friend at a competition, not see them an entire year, go back to the comp. and know everything about them
you can go home with glitter in awkward places and no one will say a word about it
You are way too open for other people's comfort
You find Glitter in places you'd never thought it would end up
There is a visable cloud of hairspray in your homeroom
The only reason you’ve ever heard of a school is because of their showchoir
You get to watch the sun come up on the way home
You have an Album on facebook Named SHOWCHOIR!
A song you've perfromed comes on the radio and you start singing your voice part for that song
Your white and you can keep a beat
You never shut up about showchoir!
You watch showchoirs for hours on youtube
You can sleep like a log on a cement Floor
Get changed in less than 30 seconds
Your friends don't even ask what your doing this weekend cause they already know you're competing
You know the words to songs no one has ever heard of
You can sleep just about anywhere
You have no voice at all on Monday
Whenever you hear music you automatically start dancing
You come home with random phone numbers in your cellphone
You get excited at the smell of hairspray and make-up
Your a guy and you wear make-up
You've taken your pants off with more than 30 other people at a time
You can walk into your house at 3 in the morning smelling like sweat and cheap perfume and your parents don't think anything about it.
You look exactly like the person next to you
You can sleep on the floor of the bus more easily than in a seat.
You can tell who choreographed other groups by looking at their outfits and dance moves.
You’re totally comfortable with using other peoples’ stuff without asking them.
You laugh when teachers say that you have “the whole weekend” to do your homework.
While watching a show, you can predict what’s going to happen next and be right 85% of the time.
You’ve seen the same songs done so many times that you can name the song within the first two measures of music.
You know the latest Broadway musical by heart without ever seeing it or listening to the soundtrack.
You think it’s normal and perfectly safe for risers to move back and forth at least 9 inches while you’re dancing on them.
You’re totally comfortable with changing your outfit while onstage.
You’re not only comfortable with it, but you also think it’s cool when guys can tear your dress off.
You're used to having guys rip your dress off
You run around with your pants off
You're a girl and are absolutely comfortable changing in front of 20 guys
You're a girl and you could walk around in your bra and spankies and you know no 1 will even look at you
Walking through ur home room is like walking through a WW2 mine field
You know to sleep near a wall for protection
The Announcers for awards have to wait until you are quiet to announce the awards
Your face hurts from smiling all the time
You can be sick and throwing up on friday and be perfectly fine on Saturday
You have fit more then 15 guys in a bathroom that holds 3 urnials
You dont know the meaning of a man and women changing room (its more of an area)
You've worn more than 1 dress at a time
Your used to eating on the floor
Guys ask to borrow your hairspray
You smell like burnt hair and hairspray
Your hair makes you 3 inches taller
22 hour days are normal
Your garment bag looks (and weighs) like you have a dead body in it
You graduate and still have no time on saturdays during competition season
You hear the Cha-Cha Slide and immediatly know exactly what to do along with the other hundreds of people that are doing it with you!
You're able to do intense choreography yet are unable to clap and stomp at the same time.
You refer to both men and women whom you are not related to as "mom"
Your biggest parties were on charter buses
Dressing in all black Doesnt mean your goth (tech crew).
You come home past midnight and your parents don't think something funny is up
You have your Director's Phone number in your cellphone
You have your director's email saved as a buddy
You know of multiple uses for static guard
You know ten or more ways to sleep on a charter bus
Comparing who got up earliest on the weekend you automatically win.
Your friends dont even ask if you can hang out on Wednesday night, they already know you have practice
You can pinpoint the hair products someone uses based upon scent alone.
You can also tell when their hair is fake.
You realize the "Poof" was actually ment for show choir chicks
Only a day after your last competition you're already missing showchoir
You think the Dressing rooms are more fun than your performance
A guy unzips your dress, and you take it off while still talking to him.
The smell of diesel fuel excites you
You cry during the middle of another school's ballad and ruin your makeup
You know the difference between jazz fingers and spirit fingers.
You can do a mean jazz square.
You know what Blades and Jazz means
You can't sleep at night so you find yourself subconciously running through your show.
You'll only date someone in show choir
Hair Spray is a scent, not a beauty product
You've had to take Tylenol because you got a headache from excessive exposure to hairspray
Curling someone's hair is not only a group effort, it's a spectator sport
You are covered in glitter, including your underwear, and you don't care.
You wear curlers to school because you compete that evening!
You have all Necessary survival supplies in your garment bag
You can live out of a garment bag
You have a facebook album titled Show Choir
You can walk into a bathroom with no make up on, and come out 5 mins later looking like Mimi from Drew Carry
You're a guy and you can wear make up in front of hundreds of people and still be smiling...
Show choir season didn't end... it just hasn't started yet
You put on glittering spandex and no one thinks ur weird
Duct tape, tide to go pens, and a blush brush are in your hands all night on a saturday
You can see your parents only on saturdays.... everyother day is school then pratice untill 10
You're wardrobe consists mostly of work out/dance clothes, sweatshirts for the bus, and sequins!
You start huming a song from years past and everyone around you joins in with the dancing
You think a stolen show is a bigger scandal than Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
You classify showchoir as its own smell
You have been wearing ties for 7 or more years and you still dont know how to tie them
You spend three hours on YouTube watching the same show so you can critique their moves and/or memorize them so you know how much they've improved since last year
You accidently call your parent by your director's name
You realize you feel naked without SEQUINS
You've shared deodorant with six different people (male and female).
You can run in heels without looking stupid
You download as many songs as you can that are affiliated with a show choir.
You have the music to your show one your ipod.
You do facial expressions off stage
Sleeping in curlers is comfortable.
You can comfortably change out of costume into street clothes in front of the group, your parents, and the director.
You hate how you look without false eyelashes on.
Instead of counting down the days until spring break, you count down the days until competitions.
You get all giddy when you go by another high school that has a showchoir you've heard of and begin discussing their current and past shows.
Your Saturday "break" halfway through contest season was spent watching old show choir tapes all day.
You've worn your dance shoes to school
200 miles to you is a "short trip"
You know at least 15 people who have fallen off a riser during a performance
You can think of at least 50 inside jokes within your group
You can name every groups costumes from the year you got involoved to the year that you stopped.
You memorize other choirs' shows.
Your day consists of eating, sleeping, and show choir only
You use phrases from your songs in everyday life, and/or break out in song whenever anyone uses them.
You have parties, whether you plan on it or not, the only people that you invite are show choir people.
Whenever you're with someone else in show choir you end up talking about show choir.
You start to learn dance moves from other choirs, and at school dances, you try and put your show choir moves to every song!
A song, that your group has previously performed, comes on the radio and you dance and sing along to it, no matter where you are.
You've considered purposely failing so you can be in show choir for another year!!
You can't count past eight
You are walking along, with no song in your head, and not even thinking about it do a move from your show and walk away as though you hadn't done anything weird at all.
You are having a lecture in class and you start to do choreography in your seat without thinking about it.
You buy more CD's from Broadway musicals and vocalists than every other genre of music put together
You're sitting in the audience and you do nothing but critique the group you're watching (even your little sisters’ 3rd grade music program)
You walk around the house thinking about every dance move before you wake up at 5:00 the next morning before going to go to a competiton and performing 5 hours later.
You start associating songs w/ the choir rather than the original singer
Whenever you go to a party that has show choir people there, you always end up singing some old show choir song.
You don't even try to get a boy/girl friend because you know there will be lots of hot guys/girls at competitons, and it would be no fun with a boy/girl friend.
You bring extra batteries (charger) because you know someone is going to need them for their CD player(mp3 plaer) or camera!
You get mad at other show choirs for doing a song you performed because they aren't doing it just like you and it's YOUR song anyway.
You don't want to go home after a competition, despite the fact you have not been home for 25 hours and have been awake even longer.
You go crazy listening to some of the pop stars out there because you can't help noticing all the ways they aren't singing properly.
There is no longer 1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place etc. in ANY sport.. it is forever known as Grand Champion, 1st runner up, 2nd runner up..
You consider it a workout by just moving the risers around.
You breathe more aerosol than oxygen on competition days
You have several blisters on your feet from the shoes
You are a freshman with a lot of upperclassmen for friends
Sequins and sparkles either attract you or completly disgust you.
You laugh at non-show choir people who wear sequins and think "they so wish they were as cool as we are"
You raise a full-on jazz hand in class to ask a question
You can't help thinking "this would be an amazing song for next years set" everytime you listen to the radio
Over half of your Video/DVD collection is show choir comps and concerts
You have to stop yourself from doing show choir hair when you get ready for school in the morning
You can fall on your butt and lose your top in front of hundreds of people and keep a smile on your face
You have the exact same shade of $1.87 hot pink nails as 30 other girls in your school
Your WHOLE TOWN is sold out of the panty hose you need the day before a Competition
You hear a crash cymbal and automatically hit the ending move from last year's show.
You never go anywhere without duct tape, two-sided tape, clear straps, hairspray,safety pins, bobby pins, bandaids, deodorant, tissue, etc., etc., etc.
You find copious amounts of glitter in the blisters that you get from your character shoes
You ask your parents for large amounts of money on a regular basis and they dont even ask what its for
You get home at 3 in the morning and fall asleep in your costume
You can make a friend at a competition, not see them an entire year, go back to the comp. and know everything about them
you can go home with glitter in awkward places and no one will say a word about it
You are way too open for other people's comfort
You find Glitter in places you'd never thought it would end up
There is a visable cloud of hairspray in your homeroom
The only reason you’ve ever heard of a school is because of their showchoir
You get to watch the sun come up on the way home
You have an Album on facebook Named SHOWCHOIR!
A song you've perfromed comes on the radio and you start singing your voice part for that song
Your white and you can keep a beat
You never shut up about showchoir!
You watch showchoirs for hours on youtube